Monday, July 23, 2012

Saving for Retirement May Be Easier than Being Interviewed about It

Writing three true bestselling books (each with well over 100,000 copies sold) including The Joy of Not Working and How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free has some great benefits including having saved more for retirement than the majority of baby boomers.


But it has some darker sides, too. Indeed saving for retirement may be easier than being interviewed about it.


Not so long ago I agreed to be interviewed when contacted by Larry MacDonald of the Globe and Mail, who puts together the Me and My Money column in the Saturday edition. This is a column about how people invest their money while saving money for retirement.


I already knew from previous editions of Me and My Money that some readers are mean and vicious with their comments on the online edition of the articles.(A clear sign of the higher level of consciousness, love, light, and non-dualism prevailing on our planet?)

I decided to do be interviewed anyway.

So, here is the link to the online edition of the article that appeared in Saturday's paper.


Early Retiree Prefers Peace of  Mind When Investing

Press the comments button to read the comments. Also read the replies to the comments.

One of the more interesting elements of this story is that on the Saturday that this article appeared I received a phone call from a Scottish guy in Calgary, cursing me with,

"You f*ckhead, I just saw the article about you in The Globe and Mail. You pri*kface asshole . . "

For the record, this Scottish guy had called me two or three times before about three years ago. The first time he called, he chastised me for quoting a Globe and Mail columnist in my book Career Success Without a Real Job where I said, "As columnist Leah McLaren recently wrote in The Globe and Mail: 'No one wants to talk about debt, but it comes home and roosts on your doorstep like a big, fat, clucking hen from hell.' ”

He had some issue about the fact that Leah McLaren was a feminist and I shouldn't be quoting her. Of course, he had a number of other issues, just like the millions of crackpots of this world have.

Anyway, on Saturday afternoon this Scottish guy from Calgary hung up before I could cheerfully say, "Guess what? If I don't accept your poison, which I won't, you are the one who is stuck with it!"

Weirdly, I experienced a feeling of intense satisfaction — and even enlightenment — after the guy hung up, knowing that I had done the right thing by agreeing to be interviewed for the Globe and Mail article.


I do have to thank the people who commented positively and gave me support in the comments and replies to comments.
 
As for the critics, As the great motivational speaker Zig Ziglar once said, "I have yet to see a statue made in honor of a critic." In fact, people like me get inspired by the pathological critics of this world. We accomplish a lot more while they accomplish little or nothing.

Here are three inspirational quotations that apply:


"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain ... and most fools do."
— Dale Carnegie


"Many non-doers and under-achievers act as if they somehow deserve to sit in judgment of the most accomplished individuals on planet Earth. They don't. Pathological critics seldom, if ever, have anything good to say about anyone. Lethargy and mediocrity are harsh critics of the superb and the remarkable. It's not fair and it can be demoralizing for some. Fortunately for highly spirited souls, the Universe assigns the greatest rewards of prosperity and freedom to those who produce the most helpful things for humanity and endure the most criticism from the under-achievers and the non-doers of this world."
— from Look Ma, Life's Easy by Ernie Zelinski


"Avoiding criticism is an unattainable task — even to the most renowned individuals of this world — because the most degenerate of misfits can easily belittle the greatest of accomplishments. There is no reason to despair, however. Receiving a lot of criticism from the misfits of this world is a good sign that you are well on your way to success — or that you have already arrived."
— from Career Success Without a Real Job


Speaking about saving for retirement, In the New York Times article at the link below, it says "Dying Early Is Not the Basis of a Retirement Plan."

Ridiculous Approach to Retirement


Why not? Dying early as a retirement plan has worked for many people!

This part of the article is almost unbelievable, but likely true, however.
"Seventy-five percent of Americans nearing retirement age in 2010 had less than $30,000 in their retirement accounts. The specter of downward mobility in retirement is a looming reality for both middle- and higher-income workers. Almost half of middle-class workers, 49 percent, will be poor or near poor in retirement, living on a food budget of about $5 a day."



Here are some retirement quotes and retirements sayings that indicate why I have saved a lot more for retirement than tens of millions of baby boomers. There are also some quotations about money that will help you if you are saving for retirement and want to have a decent retirement income like I expect to have. See my retirement plan.

"The ideal perspective on saving for retirement would come from someone who:
1. Doesn’t sell investment products;
2. Has seen decades’ worth of trends, fads and economic cycles;
3. Combines common sense, plain language and sharp analysis that often challenges the conventional wisdom.
Actuary Malcolm Hamilton is exactly the person."
— Rob Carrick, writing in The Globe and Mail


"No organization — government or otherwise — can take great care of you. Organizations aren't capable of this — only you are!"
— from Look Ma, Life's Easy


"If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches." 
— Rainer Maria Rilke


"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that."
— Norman Vincent Peale


"I will do today what others won't, so I will have tomorrow what others don't."
— John Addison


"It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money."
— Albert Camus

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Health in Retirement



People should plan now for an unexpected early retirement even if they plan to work until 80.

Unfortunately, many people are wrestling with this very problem. Specifically, they plan to work until a certain age — but they leave the work force earlier due to poor health in retirement.

No doubt many people will think, "Oh, this won't happen to me." That is silly thinking. Fact is, that was exactly what the people were thinking at one time to whom it happened.

Just how big a problem is this? Consider the following statistics from the Employee Benefit Research Institute’s Retirement Confidence Survey:

• Forty-seven percent of retirees left the work force earlier than planned.
• Of that total, 42 percent did so because of health problems or disability, 34 percent left due to their employers’ downsizing or closure, and 18 percent left to care for a spouse or another family member.

So here’s the bottom line: Even if you think you’re going to work until, say, you may be forced to quit at 68, 65 — or even younger.

Here are a few quotations about retirement and quotes about health in general:"Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed."
— George Bernard Shaw.

"If you don't take care of your body, where do you expect to live?"
— from the International Bestseller The Joy of Not Working (Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 langauges)

"To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals."
— Benjamin Franklin

"When money is lost, little is lost. When time is lost, much more is lost. When health is lost, practically everything is gone. And when creative spirit is lost, there is nothing left."
— from How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free (Over 150,000 copies sold and published in 9 langauges)

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."
— Johnny Carson

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental, and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity."
— Constitution. The World Health Organization

"People who don't know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it."
— Henrik Ibsen

The things that are most precious to the human soul are those that are beyond price — integrity, true friendship, health, achievement, reputation, true courage, great character, gratitude, greatness, emotional stability, common sense, self-esteem, creativity, wisdom, spiritual fulfillment, and peace of mind. These can’t be rented, bought, or sold — regardless of how much money you acquire.
— from Life’s Secret Handbook

"Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half-dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific."
— Bill Cosby

"Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny."
— Al Neuharth

"I'm not unwell. I'm f*cking dying."
— Jeffrey Bernard (to Dominic Lawson of The Spectator)



    Tuesday, August 23, 2011

    Retirement Age - Take Responsibility for It!




    I think that most people have a lot of control of what retirement age at which they retire and start experiencing the joy of not working.

    All they have to do is take 100 percent responsibility for their lives — 98 percent or 99 percent is far too little!

    Taking 100 responsibility means not counting on the government or anyone else for your retirement income.

    This retirement quote applies:


      No organization — government or otherwise — can take great care of you. Organizations aren't capable of this — only you are!"
      — from Life's Secret Handbook
    The key is to save 30 to 50 percent of your income when you make a good income instead of spending it on crap like most people do.

    I didn't start saving for my retirement until I was in my early forties and I will be okay in retirement. The reason is that I saved 40 to 50 percent of my pretax income.

    Here are the two major reasons a lot of British, Canadian, and American retirees don't have enough money for retirement:


      1. Instant gratification takes too long.
      2. A necessity is any luxury the neighbor happens to have.
    Here are some funny retirement quotes and retirement sayings and teacher retirement quotes to keep in mind if you would like a retirement that is happy, wild, and free:


      Denial is Not a Retirement Plan
      — Sydney Lagier

      People who are foolish with money are foolish in many other ways too.
      — Dave Erhard

      Beware of little expenses: a small leak will sink a great ship.
      — Benjamin Franklin

      Retirement Age? For Many, It'll Be 80
      — Headline on Smart Money Website

    Monday, September 27, 2010

    The Business of Writing Retirement Books


    Here is the closing paragraph from an article that appeared in the Oakland Tribune:

      The closing chapter of How To Retire Happy, Wild, and Free by Ernie J. Zelinski (VIP Books, 2010, $16.95) is "Don't Leave This World with Songs Unsung That You Would Like to Sing." The author doesn't stop at new and different experiences but also encourages gratitude for our here and now gifts. He sums it nicely when he points out, "The more gratitude you express for the things you already have, the less you will need or want."
    And here is an excerpt from an article in last weeks National Post:

      "Boomer retirement won’t be happy, wild and free: For those who insist on clinging to the delusion that retirement will be a time of unsurpassed freedom and fulfillment, he [Jim Bacon, who now edits a newsletter entitled The Generational Advisor and author of Boomergeddon] suggests buying instead any of the “happy” retirement titles that abound in bookstores, including one by Canada’s own Ernie Zelinski: How to Retire Happy, Wild and Free . . . In the introduction to Boomergeddon, Johnson warns aging baby boomers that his is a “different type of retirement book.” He suggests that for the “vast majority” of America’s 78 million baby boomers, “retirement will be a bitter pill.”
    These excerpts may help you attain your retirement number so that you can retire happy, wild, and free:

    Here are some quotes about business in case you intend to operate a business in retirement so that you can make your retirement number work out properly:

      Business has only two basic functions — marketing and innovation.
      — Peter Drucker

      Don't go to business school.
      — Paul Hawkin to aspiring entrepreneurs

      Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is a candy.
      — Charles F. Abbott

      To be a success in business, be daring, be first, be different.
      — Marchant

      My first six years in the business were hopeless. There are a lot of times when you sit and you say "Why am I doing this? I'll never make it. It's just not going to happen. I should go out and get a real job, and try to survive.
      - George Lucas

    Tuesday, September 21, 2010

    Age Is Not a Problem If You Forget How Old You Are


    Here are some quotes about age and getting older that come from the websites Sensational Quotes:


      #1 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Few people know how to be old.
      - La Rochefoucauld

      #2 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you have all your marbles, you're constantly reaching for the name of the person you met the day before yersterday . . . . If you work, you're surrounded by young people who are plugged into the marketplace, the demographic, the zeitgeist; they want your job and someday they're going to get it.
      - Nora Ephron

      #3 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      The idea is to die young, as late as possible.
      - Ashley Montagu

      #4 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
      - Marie Dressler

      #5 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Wish not so much to live long, as to live well.
      - Ben Franklin

      #6 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      The trick is growing up without growing old.
      - Casey Stengel

      #7 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      I'm old enough to know my limitations and young enough to exceed them.
      - Marv Levy (Unretiring at 80 to manage the Buffalo Bills)

      #8 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
      - Unknown wise person

      #9 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Age only matters when one is aging. Now that I have arrived at a great age, I might just as well be twenty.
      - Pablo Picasso

      #10 of Top-Ten Quotes about Age and Aging

      Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion [at my age] is too much for me.
      - Thomas Love Peacock
    More Quotes about Age, Aging, and Getting Older as Well as Retirement Quotes


      Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer we shall be immortal.
      - Benjamin Franklin

      Some people think the proper age for a man to start thinking of marriage is when he's old enough to realize he shouldn't.
      — Anon

      Retirement is the beginning of life - not the end.
      - from the international bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

    Wednesday, September 15, 2010

    The New Retirement Ain't Going to Be Better than the Old Retirement


    There has been a lot of talk about "the new retirement" that the baby boomers were going to experience. It appears, however, that the new retirement ain't going to be any better than the old retirement. In fact, it could be a lot worse.

    The question that arises is How Much do I need to retire?

    Here are some recent tidbits of news reports to show what the new retirement will be like as it relates to retirement income and how it is spent.

    From Retirement USA:

      The gap between what retirement savings Americans need for retirement and the amount they have actually saved is a staggering $6.6 trillion, Retirement USA, a coalition of orkers’ groups, said in a study published Wednesday.

      “The retirement income deficit is the gap between the pensions and retirement savings that American households have today and what they should have today to be on track to maintain their living standard in retirement,” said Karen Friedman, executive vice president and policy director of the Pension Rights Center, in a conference call with reporters.
    From Allstate Financial Retirement Reality Check Survey:

      The first-ever Cost of Leisure Index revealed that surveyed Boomers anticipate spending approximately $10,900 a year on having fun during retirement. When Baby Boomers are ready to retire, more than half of the survey respondents (55 percent) cited travel most frequently as their top- rated retirement pursuit. On average, Baby Boomers said they would take four trips per year, and spend about $7,700 on travel annually. Estimates from various associations and trade groups representing these top-rated activities were identified to determine how they compare with the survey results.

      "While Baby Boomers know what they want to do in retirement, and in most cases have a realistic estimate as to the cost, the Retirement Reality Check survey found that there is a fundamental disconnect between what middle-income Americans expect out of retirement and what they'll get if they don't get help," said Wilson. "Baby Boomers have terrific enthusiasm and vision when it comes to making their retirement the best it can be, and part of that vision should be a program to accelerate their savings, make a commitment to their future, and realize the rewards of their work."

      In short, there is a problem. Knowing how much something costs does not mean it is affordable. Survey respondents said they would need $40,900 per year in retirement, to cover the cost of their top-rated activities and basic living expenses. To have that, the average Boomer will need to have more than $1.2 million at the beginning of a 20-year retirement, factoring in a return on savings and inflation.

      The problem is that surveyed Baby Boomers, on average, have less than $120,000 in assets - not even a tenth of the amount they say they will need when they retire in the next 10 to 20 years. And Social Security isn't going to help much.
    Here are some quotes about retirement to put the new retirement in perspective:

      The new retirement reality may be a messy proposition.
      — Alicia Munnell, director of the Center for Retirement Research at Boston College.

      We have a manufactured vision of what [the new] retirement is, and that doesn't necessarily correlate with reality. Unless you have a well-thought-out scenario, you're going to be in for a shock at retirement.
      — Paul Allen

    Sunday, August 29, 2010

    Retirement Quotes to Inspire You to Greater Heights


    Michel de Montaigne once said, "I quote others only the better to express myself."

    "I shall never be ashamed to quote a bad author," claimed Seneca the Younger, "if what he says is good."

    Not to be outdone, Samuel Johnson said, "Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay to an author."

    Indeed, sensational retirement quotations add spice to your conversations, are easy to remember, represent brilliant wisdom, remind you humorously of your somewhat questionable existence, motivate you to greater accomplishments, or just plainly lighten your day.

    Here are a few retirment quotes from the Sensational Quotes Website that can be used as retirement resources or in your retirement letters :

      #6 of Top-10 Retirement Quotes

      Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
      - Jonathan Clements

      #7 of Top-10 Retirement Quotations

      Retirement is the beginning of life - not the end.
      - from the international bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

      #8 of Top-10 Retirement Quotes

      Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
      - Arthur E. Morgan

      #9 of Top-10 Retirement Quotations

      Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
      - Unknown wise retiree


    NOTE: For a great selection of retirement quotes and retirement sayings, go to the Retirement Quotes Webpage at The Joy of Not Working Website by Ernie Zelinski:

    Tuesday, August 24, 2010

    Privatization of Social Security for Dummies


    This was my post as a comment to an article called Obama Ignores Reality of Social Security where the writer was advocating the privatiztion of the American Social Security System.

      I agree that the American Social Security problem is in deep trouble and the biggest problem is that there is no actual “Trust Fund” set aside but an I.O.U. from the Federal Government which has borrowed the funds for its daily operations. This would be okay if the Government wasn’t bankrupt big-time.

      In my opinion, the answer is not privatization, however. The reasons is that corporations are not to be trusted any more than governments when it comes to your retirement income.

      The answer is to follow the model of the Canadian Pension Plan (CPP), which is actually run by the Canadian Federal Government but which has actual monies set aside in a separate fund. This fund is UNTOUCHABLE in that it can’t be used for daily government operations. The CPP fund is run by professional advisors and has invested in stocks, bonds, and even in water utilities both in Britain and New Zealand. The CPP board also raised the contributions that Canadians must make dramatically in the last few years so that the fund will be able to pay Canadian retirees for many decades.

      Ernie J. Zelinski
      Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
      (Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
      and The Joy of Not Working
      (Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)


    As an aside here is another tidbit I posted in an article called Social Security Is a Secure Way to Find Great Pleasure from Being Terribly Deceived.
      In February 2005 then President George W. Bush attempted to explain Social Security to Americans. This is what Bush said:

      "Some in our country think Social Security is a trust fund - in other words, there's a pile of money being accumulated. That's simply not true. The money - payroll taxes going into Social Security are spent. They're spent on benefits and they're spent on government programs. There is no trust We're on the ultimate pay-as-you-go system - what goes in comes out. And so, starting in 2018, what's going in - what's coming out is greater than what's going in."

    Here are some Retirement Quotations for Smart People to place Retirement in Perspective:


      I used to have dreams that I died at my desk. Now that I've retired, I don't have those dreams anymore.
      - Anon

      One week into retirement, you'll be so damned bored that you'll want to stick bicycle
      spokes into your eyes. You'll probably opt to look for another job or start another company. Kinda defeats the purpose of waiting [for retirement], doesn't it.
      - Timothy Ferris in The 4-Hour Workweek

      Why shouldn't retirees expect some reduction in Social Security and Medicare benefits, and soon? Before we retired, or will retire, we lived beyond our means by voting for those congressmen who would keep taxes low and borrow from the trust funds to pay government bills. Woe to the politician who would ask us to fully pay the taxes necessary for the services we expected from government. This large accumulated debt to the funds is coming due. So we have an obligation to help pay it off by accepting less from them or paying higher taxes on our retirement income. As retirees, we have no right to just pass our debt off on our kids. We certainly helped create it and should help pay it off.
      — Werner Gruhl, Columbia

      The Ideal Retirement Plan: "Marry an old rich broad and wait for her to die."
      - Ivan Wilson (commenting on an online article about retirment.)

      We have a manufactured vision of what retirement is, and that doesn't necessarily correlate with reality. Unless you have a well-thought-out scenario, you're going to be in for a shock at retirement.
      - Paul Allen, 64, a self-employed software developer in Dallas

    Monday, August 16, 2010

    Investing in the Stock Market for Early Retirement Is for Dummies


    This item was recently posted on an article called How to Retire Early in 5 Easy Steps:


      4. INVEST: The next step is to invest it; the return is worth it. You can double your money in as little as 20 years with a mere 5% return. Considering that the average return of a stock portfolio is around 9% over a ten-year period, it is reasonable to assume that you could net more than double your money in ten years, allowing you to retire that much sooner. As such, not investing your savings, even if it is just invested in a high-yield savings account, is tantamount to throwing away money.
    This was the comment that I placed after the article:

      I believe your comment "Considering that the average return of a stock portfolio is around 9% over a ten-year period," is misleading and simply not true. Investing in the stock market will not help people retire early. It will leave them begging for a retirement job.

      I have seen figures like this used a lot by financial advisors, who have nothing but their own self-interests in mind.

      This comes from a recent article called You Wasted the Last 10 Years of Your Life:

      "If you think the stock market is the road to a comfortable early retirement, you're wrong. You may have thought about cashing in on the long-term average annual returns of 7% (postinflation) you heard you could get from investing in stocks, but I'm here to tell you to think again.

      In the past decade, the SPDR S&P 500 ETF (NYSE: SPY), an exchange-traded fund (ETF) designed to track the broad U.S. stock market, returned an amazing -1.4% per year. That's right, negative, as in less than zero. Including dividends. That's a long way from 7%."

      So, based on these figures, one would have been better off to place money in a savings account or even in one's mattress than investing in the stock market."

      I am all for early retirement and believe that one can retire comfortably by the age of 60 but relying on the stock market - as on Social Security - is for dummies.

      Ernie J. Zelinski
      Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
      (Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
      http://www.retirement-quotes.com
      and The Joy of Not Working
      (Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

    In response to another article called Debt Is the Number One Killer of Early Retirement Dreams, I posted this comment:
      You state, "Debt is the number one killer of early retirement dreams."

      I disagree with you.

      You should have said, "Death is the number one killer of early retirement dreams."

      Many people end up dying on the job before they are able to take early or late retirement.

      On the other hand, I agree with you that debt is detrimental to retirement. If you are retiring with any debt, you aren't ready for retirement.
    Note: The article mentioned on the top is available at How to Retire Early

    Thursday, July 22, 2010

    Retirees Not the Solution But May Be Part of the Problem




    The following is my comment on a story called Retirees Replacing Teen Workers in Low-Wage Jobs :


      First, I agree with iridium53's comments why he/she hires older workers.

      Second, I don't believe a government program is going to solve the problem of hundreds of thousands of young Americans being unemployed. There is no way that a government program is going to instill a sense of having to take full responsibility for one's life in young adults. Many of these young adults have been spoiled by their parents, or even grandparents, who are now looking for jobs for retirement.

      The economic mess that America is in was largely created by the government including low interest rates and big time debt, but the government was playing up to the general population, a lot of whom wanted something for nothing.

      Too many Americans - young and older - have lost the sense of taking 100% responsibility for their lives and instead have a sense of entitlement from the government and taxpayers about their retirement planning and retirement income.

      There is also the more serious problem of a lot of jobs being outsourced to places like India and the Phillipines simply because the people there - including young workers - are more willing to earn their pay by doing the work that has to be done and not having a sense of entitlement.

      I am about to ourtsource some of my writing and webdesign and I intend to use workers from the Phillipines simply because they provide a lot more value than North American workers - young or old.

      Ernie Zelinski
      Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

    Here is a retirement quote to help you contemplate retirement.


      "It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm
      retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone
      for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with
      your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring — when
      you die."
      — Ozzy Osbourne

    Monday, July 19, 2010

    Perhaps You Won't Need a Retirement Job


    So what is the new retirement with so many people expecting to have some sort of retirement job?

    According to a recent study by the Pew Research Center, 77 percent of American employees include working for pay at a retirement career as part of their retirement plan.

    Most of these American soon-to-be retired surveyed say they'll be working because they want to, not because they have to.
    Don't count mentioning a retirement job in your retirement speech, however, or braggin about your great retirement job on your retirement T-shirts.

    Pew, however, finds those statements out of step with the experiences of people who have already retired. Just 12 percent of the American retirees Pew surveyed say they are currently working either full or part time in a retirement job for pay. And according to the results of another survey cited by Pew, only 27 percent of current retirees have had any sort of retirement job doing anything for pay during their retirement.

    What this means is that retirees or the soon-to-be retired who plan to have a retirement job should think again. Of course they create any one of many unreal retirement jobs. For instance, they can take up writing and self-publishing as I have done.

    Perhap not as many people will need to work in retirement as think they will have to.

    Currently, most American retirees don't have a lot of retirement income.

    Here, according to the 2007 American Census, is the total retiree income for households age 65 and older in the U.S.:

      • Under $5,000 (2.4 percent)
      • $5,000 to $9,999 (7.7 percent)
      • $10,000 to $14,999 (13.3 percent)
      • $15,000 to $19,999 (11.4 percent)
      • $20,000 to $24,999 (9.3 percent)
      • $25,000 to $34,999 (15 percent)
      • $35,000 to $49,999 (13.7 percent)
      • $50,000 to $74,999 (11.9 percent)
      • $75,000 to $99,999 (6 percent)
      • $100,000 and over (9.3 percent)

    Note: Don't forget to include your spouse in your retirement plan.


      "It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now.
      That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring — when you die."
      — Ozzy Osbourne

      The Ideal Retirement Plan: "Marry an old rich broad and wait for her to die."
      - Ivan Wilson (commenting on an online article about retirment.)

      "I used to have dreams that I died at my desk.
      Now that I've retired, I don't have those dreams anymore."
      - Haselback (commenting on an online article about retirement.)

    Ernie J. Zelinski
    Best-Selling Author, Innovator, and Creativity Consultant
    Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
    (Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
    and The Joy of Not Working
    (Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

    Saturday, July 10, 2010

    It Is a Lot of Work Writing about Not Working

    Tim Ferris, author of The 4-Hour Work Week, stole a line from me before I was about to think of it and use it in one of my books.

    Tim writes, "The truth be told, it is a hell of a lot of work writing about not working."

    The nerve of the guy!

    As the author of The Joy of Not Working, I should have exlusive right to this line.

    Perhaps I will have to sue him.

    As Mark Twain once said, "I can’t do any more writing because I’m contemplating a gigantic lawsuit and looking around for a defendant."

    Here are a few more quotes about writing by writers.


      I you want to be a writer - stop talking about it and sit down and write!
      - Jackie Collings

      Write drunk; edit sober.
      - Ernest Hemingway

      I'm a lousy writer; a helluva lot of people have got lousy taste.
      - Grace Metalious

      When I had got my notes all written out I thought I'd polish it off in two summers, but it took me twenty-seven years.
      - Arnold Toynbee

      The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are; first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, and third, common sense.
      - Thomas Edison
    (Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages.

    Monday, July 5, 2010

    No Retirement Income Is Not as Appealing as Dying

    Would you rather run out of retirement income or die?

    According to a recent survey by Allianz Life 61 percent of the 3,200 baby boomers and retirees (ages 44 to 75) said they feared outliving their retirement income more than they dreaded dying.

    More than 90 percent of baby boomers feel the United States is facing a retirement crisis. Respondents indicated that they were aware that they may be contributing to that crisis by not saving enough so that they have an adequate retirement income:
    It appears that few retirees have asked that important question: How Much Do I Need to Retire?

    Most of the soon-to-be-retired said they don’t know how much retirement income they will require once they retire and they fear that they will outlive their retirement income.

    The study, titled “Reclaiming the Future: Challenging Retirement Income Perceptions,” was conducted in May 2010 for Golden Valley-based Allianz.

    Respondents also said they expect a lot from retirement — 79 percent said their retirement lifestyle must surpass their parents’. (In my opinion, these people are nuts - delusional, in fact.)

    Survey results showed that the median annual retirement income retirees and the soon-to-be retired targeted is $59,000, but baby boomers’ savings are on track to provide only about $20,000 (one third of that retirement income that they would like).
    Perhaps some of these retirees can take up writing and self-publishing books as one of many retirement jobs to pursue as I have done to provide me with a residual retirement income for many years.

    This is an e-mail that I sent to one of my friends about how he can retire with a little more retirement income:

      See, you are richer than me because I have no kids to sue.

      And you know what that means if you sue your kids successfully.

      More money for beer ! ! ! ! ! !

      Ernie Z.

        Sunday, June 20, 2010

        BP Should Have to Pay Big Time Regardless of the Consequences


        This was part of a story on the Sripps News Service:


          The $20 billion compensation fund for victims of the Gulf oil spill is not going over well in BP's homeland.

          Britain's Daily Mail accused President Barack Obama of bullying BP into coughing up the money and said flatly it would come out of the pockets of the nation's retirees: "British pensioners will pick up the bill."

          What could hurt is the company's decision, at Obama's behest, to cancel a previously declared dividend and suspend the remainder for the rest of the year. BP dividends account for about one-sixth of British pension funds' income.

          That's unfortunate, but the spill is doing immediate economic harm to the people of four states who can't wait for the damages to be litigated in U.S. courts.

          The British press has been hyper-vigilant for any American impugning of Britain in connection with the spill. Obama was accused of such when he referred to BP by its former name, changed in 1998, of British Petroleum.


        This was reply to this story not including the retirement sayings that I added:

          I am a Canadian.

          The Canadian Pension Fund has money invested in BP, so my pension payouts may be affeded in some way if BP has to pay for large lawsuits.

          But as far as I am concerned, it doesn't matter to me whether BP is sued for so much money that it has to go into bankruptcy and disappear as a company completely.

          I believe that there are hundreds of millions of people in the U.S, Canada, and many other countries who feel the same way.

          This comes down to a matter of responsibility.

          BP is run by a bunch of arrogant and selfish executives who have screwed up big time.

          Plain and simple, the company should have to pay big time, even if the company has to go into bankruptcy.

          It doesn't matter whether British or Canadian retirees are affected. There pension funds took the risk in investing in this irresponsible company so that makes the people who run these pension funds just as irresponsible.

          When British retirees say they will have to pick up the bill, this is just some more selfish thinking on their part and does not reflect any critical thinking on there part. That is why the world is so screwed up and we wind up with environmental disasters like the one that is happening in the Gulf of Mexico.

          Again, the British retirees' pension funds took a risk in investing in BP and should have to suffer the consequences, regardless of how dire.

          Ernie J. Zelinski, Creator of Retirement Quotes Website
          Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
          (Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
          and The Joy of Not Working
          (Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

        Wednesday, June 2, 2010

        Unemployed and Spinning My Wheels



        I received this e-mail today after updating my Retirement Quotes Website:


          Subject: Spinning My Wheels

          Dear Ernie,

          Hello from Florida!

          I discovered your great book - The Joy of Not Working - just a few weeks ago. What you have written has been encouragement to my heart.

          I am unemployed. After 18 years with a company, I resigned after enduring a mandated 24x7 on call (no rotation or compensation time provided) during the past two years; I felt like I was being leased out to my family - exploited. I stressed and simply "burned out". I am 51. My father-in-law took my aside and let me know what a "dumb ass" thing I had done - leaving a job without having another one to go to. I let him know - with tears in my eyes - that if I could have hung in there any longer - I would have. I had been looking for other work, but nothing opened up. This was in the corporate IT infrastructure department. Surprisingly, the unemployment office accepted my reason; they did not receive any feedback from my ex-employer. TODAY I received a letter than my employer is appealing - so I have to participate in a telephone hearing on June 16th to try to continue receiving benefits. If not in my favor, they would attempt to recover the benefits received thus far (about $1000). What a mess. I just feel like crying. I am married and two of my sons Paul (16) and Joseph (19) are here with us at home.

          I've been applying for work every day (and night); seriously considering self employment rather than continuing to wait in hopes someone will hire me. Rather make something happen, than wait for someone to maybe, maybe, please, please consider hiring me. I do not want to return to the corporate cube farm. I don't want to react/panic to my present situation and return to the same personal hell I had to leave.

          I have a blog:

          Nothing fancy. I've tried to monetize. No big hits. I love to write (some people have expressed enjoying my writings) and also to be of service to others. (I'm even taking a two week Certified Nursing Assistant prep course to see if something will open up!)

          Please pardon my rambling ... I know you have been there and have received many messages from people just like me. I guess I really needed to reach out to someone who understands.

          I enjoy visiting your site and always learn something there or on your facebook post.

          I really DO want to follow in your footsteps and experience the Joy of NOT Working. I just feel stuck, spinning my wheels.

          God Bless and all the best!

          W. B.
        This was my reply:


          Hello W.B.:

          First, I sympathize with your situation as being unemployed can be distressing.

          I realize that there are many Americans and Canadians in your situation today.

          I can't offer any work to you as I work by myself and usually outsource specific projects such as webdesign on Elance.com.

          Regarding self-employment, this is not easy but it can be a great way to make a living for the right people.

          But this takes committment and a willingness to live a simple lifestyle for a year to 5 or 10 years - although some people can start making money fairly quickly, particularly on the Internet.

          You mention that you started a blog on Facebook and tried to monetize it.

          In my opinion, a Facebook blog is not the way to make money.

          According to the experts, Wordpress is the best way to start a blog.

          There is still as much opportunity - probably more - today as there has ever been to make money on the Internet.

          In fact, I am just starting and my goal is to make over one million dollars in the next few years.

          But as John Reese, an Internet millionaire, says, "Your goal should first be to make one dollar, then $100, then $500 and so on." The problem with 98 percent of the people is they want to make a lot of money instantly and are not prepared to put in the required effort.

          I will send you some e-books on Internet Marketing and writing.

          Below is an e-mail that I recently got from a woman and my response to her.

          Some of my advice may be helpful to you if you are considering being a writer and self-publishing.

              Hello Helen:


                First regarding self-publishing, I don't care about the stigma. Most of the people who run down self-publishing are unsuccessful writers who think of themselves as being so cool. But most of them are losers who are broke. I would rather be nerdy and rich than cool and broke.

                Remember that my retirement book How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free is self-published. This book has already sold over 120,000 copies and has been published in 8 foreign languages since it was released. The book has made over $400,000 in pretax profits for me.

                Conduct a search for "retirement" or "retire" on www.Amazon.com and How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free appears in the number 1 position. Better still, search for "retirement book" in Google and the Amazon page for How to Retire Happy appears in the number 1 spot — out of over 29 million webpages!

                So why does my self-published book beat out all the other retirement books, including retirement books by AARP, the Wall Street Journal, and Ten Speed Press's What Color Is Your Parachute for Retirement? The answer is that my self-published book is better than all the other retirement books done by the major publishers. Results don't lie.

                I intend to sell 500,000 copies of this book and I sure wouldn't be able to do this with the thinking patterns, beliefs, and behaviors of the "cool" writers who run down self-publishing.

                Interestingly, I just read an article by some expert who claimed that in the near future the major publishers may be eliminated from the chain because authors will deal with the online retailers directly, particularly for e-books.

                If you want to pursue self-publishing, check out these articles.

                In the first article, pay particular attention to my comment in the comments section. My comment is the first one.

                http://www.huffingtonpost.com/zetta-elliott/breaking-down-doors-my-se_b_473336.html







                You bring up the issue of e-books. At this time, I not a big fan of e-books. If you check out the competition for my How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free, most retirement books are on Kindle and in many other e-book formats.

                The only e-book format that you find for my retirement book is a PDF format of half the book that I give away for free.

                I don't think that there are great profit margins in e-books right now.

                I just came across an article the other day saying that the top 14 best-selling books for the Kindle on Amazon were the ones that were for free.

                Having said that, if you want to put any of your books in e-book format, check out Smashwords at http://www.smashwords.com/.

                Smashwords will put your books in all e-book formats including Kindle and you will even get more in Amazon royalties by going through Smashwords than going directly to Amazon.com.

                I will forward an e-mail that I just sent to a woman who asked me about the opportunities for writing in this day and age.


              So long for now,

              Ernie J. Zelinski
              The Creativity Guy Too Prosperous to Do Mornings
              Best-Selling Author, Innovator, and Content Creator for Retirement Resources
              Author of the Bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
              (Over 120,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
              and the International Bestseller The Joy of Not Working
              (Over 240,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

            Monday, May 17, 2010

            Canadian Edition of The World's Best Retirement Book

            I received this e-mail the other day:


              From: Jerry M
              To: vip-books
              Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 7:17 AM
              Subject: How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

              Hi there,

              I was wondering if there are two versions of your retirement book - Canadian and American. I'd love to purchase a copy of the Canadian version (if there is one). If not, does VIP sell copies via email? None of the local bookstores seem to have a copy, and Amazon has a two week waiting period.

              Thank you!

              Jerry M.
              Nova Scotia
            This was my reply:

              Hello Jerry:

              Actually, there are a Canadian version and an American version of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. The two editions are the same except for the cover.

              Unfortunately, retirees would have ten times the chance of finding a copy of the book in a Barnes and Noble store in the U.S. as they would in a Chapters store in Canada.

              (This is typical of Canadians who won't support Canadians but will support Americans; I won't get into this, however.)

              I sell copies of the book directly to people but I don't accept Visa. For example, just this last week the University of British Columbia Pension Fund ordered 25 copies of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free but they are paying me by cheque.

              The problem with you sending me a cheque is that you will still have to wait about two weeks from the time you send the cheque to me, the time I receive it, and the time it takes for me to send you the book.

              If you would like to do this, the price will be $20 plus GST plus about $3 for shipping for a total of $24.00. If you would like two copies, then send a total of $40.00.

              Make the cheque out to "Ernie Zelinski" and send to:

              Ernie Zelinski
              P.O. Box 4072
              Edmonton, AB
              T6E 4S8

              As an aside, here is the promo about the book that I send to companies:

              Just a reminder that a happy retirement is dependent on a number of factors as detailed in my book How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free (Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get from Your Financial Advisor).

              This book has already sold over 120,000 copies and has been published in 8 foreign languages since it was released.

              Conduct a search for "retirement" or "retire" on www.Amazon.com and How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free appears in the number 1 position. Better still, search for "retirement book" in Google and the Amazon page for How to Retire Happy appears in the number 1 spot — out of over 29 million webpages!

              What sets this retirement book apart from all the others is its holistic approach to the fears, hopes, and dreams that people have about retirement. This international bestseller goes way beyond the numbers that is often the main focus of retirement planning in most retirement books.

              There are many ingredients of a happy retirement and several retirement planning tools that help retirees plan for their retirement in new and more meaningful ways. One of the most powerful tools is The Get-a-Life Tree that you won't find in any other retirement books.

              I have attached the E-book (in PDF format) with over half of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free that is available as a free download on the Creative Free E-Books Webpage at the Real Success Resource Center.

              I have also attached the PowerPoint Slide that indicates the benefits that your company can attain by giving away copies of The World's Best Retirement Book.

              Please feel free to forward both the E-book and Slide to any of your colleagues, friends, and clients who may be interested in using this book as a gift for retiring employees or clients.

              Many thanks and so long for now,

              Ernie J. Zelinski

              Best-Selling Author, Innovator, and Creativity Consultant
              Author of the Bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
              (Over 120,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
              and the International Bestseller The Joy of Not Working
              (Over 240,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)






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            Wednesday, May 12, 2010

            The Lazy Persons Guide to Success - For Workers and Retirees


            I recently received this e-mail:


              hi!

              im joaquin Diaz Cieri from Argentina and i just finished El exito de los perezosos (The Lazy Person's Guide to Success ) and it changed my point of view of the life, job, relationship, carrer, etc.

              I keep working on my lifestyle so i hope i can live in the way you tell us.

              just wanna say to you: THANKS! THANKS ! THANKS!

            This was my reply:




            Tuesday, May 4, 2010

            Retirement Needs and Wants Are Two Different Things




            This comes from a recent press release by Hewitts Associates:
              Four in Five Americans Not Expected to Meet all Their Financial Needs

              Typical U.S. employees will need to have resources equal to more than 15 times their final pay to maintain their standard of living after they retire, according to analysts at Hewitt Associates Inc. About 80% of workers may fall short of meeting all their financial needs in retirement, says Hewitt Associates.

              The figures come from a Hewitt study of projected retirement savings totals of about 2 million employees at 84 large U.S. companies.


            First, are we talking about "wants" or "needs"?

            Plain and simple, everyone's needs have always been provided — otherwise they would be dead.

            The problem with U.S. society today is that a need is any luxury that the neighbor happens to have.

            Second, actuaries such as well-known Malcolm Hamilton give good reasons why the large majority of retirees, whether they live in Canada, the U.S., or other Western nations, can live on far less than 80 percent of their pre-retirement income.

            Indeed, government statistics indicate that retirees live comfortably on 45 percent to 62 percent of their pre-retirement income.

            Although these studies by Hewitt and financial institutions indicate that retirees will require a relatively high retirement income to support these "needs", the writing is on the wall: Most retirees will be living on a small fraction of the income that they made working.

            And my guess is that many of these retirees will be just as happy as when they were working - or even happier.

            My guess is based on the number of people who have written to me over the years about their experiences with retirement and unemployment.

            Ernie J. Zelinski
            Author of How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
            (Over 120,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
            and The Joy of Not Working
            (Over 240,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

            Tuesday, April 27, 2010

            Boring Retirees Take On Boring Retirement Jobs


            Apparently many Americans are taking on new jobs after their "official" retirement.

            Some retirees need the extra money and other retirees are simply bored.

            Whatever the reason, an increasing number of retirees are opting for semi-retirement by having some sort of retirement job.

            Here are eight of the most popular post-retirement jobs.



            1. Consultant

            2. Caterer

            3. Store Greeter

            4. Floral Assistant

            5. Temp

            6. Tour Guide

            7. Retail Worker

            8. More of the Same That the Retiree Used to Work at

            To me, the majority of these retirement jobs are boring, boring, boring.


            Of course boring retirees will tend to take on boring retirement jobs




            Related to the fact than many people who retire actually get a retirment job sooner or later is the trend of many just staying in their jobs.


            A recent survey by the Employee Benefit Research Institute found that a growing number of American workers are also planning to delay retirement.

            That has negative implications for the U.S. job market, where unemployment is high and layoffs continue to grow.

            Almost one in four workers (24 percent) postponed plans to retire this year.

            Of those postponing retirement 29 percent cited the poor economy, wheras 22 percent cited a change in employment status, 16 percent cited inadequate finances and 12 percent cited the need to make up stock market losses.

            Wednesday, April 21, 2010

            Advertise on My Websites - Yes If the Ad and the Money Are Right!


            I receive quite a few e-mails like the following from various people wanting to advertise on my many websites.


              ----- Original Message -----
              From: A. Marketing
              To: VIP BOOKS
              Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:11 AM
              Subject: Advertising on your website

              Hello, I came across your Website and was wondering if I would be able to purchase some space with targeted content and a few links with anchor text on your site.

              Thank you,
              Niki
            This was my reply to the above e-mail:


              Hello Niki:

              Thank you for your interest in advertising on my website.

              First, I have no idea which of my websites you are referring to.

              Second, I do partner with certain people who want to advertise on my websites.

              For example, just today someone called and offered me $150 to advertise on my Squidoo Mother's Day webpage. All I had to do was change the link that previously went to Wikipedia to a website selling flowers. And the client only wanted the link until the day after Mothers Day. So I happily accepted.

              And if you check the Inspiration to Help You Enjoy More Leisure webpage on my The Joy of Not Working website, you will see a link for "blackjack" for which I am being paid $130 for the year. And if you check my
              Fun Things to Do When You Retire webpage on The Retirement Cafe, you will find a link for bingo games for which I am also being paid around $130 for the year.

              However, someone recently offered $150 a year each for 4 text-based ads (for a total of $600) on two homepages of my retirement websites
              How to Retire Happy and The Joy of Being Retired and I rejected the offer because I did not want any text-based ads for casinos or gambling on the home pages.

              So if you want to make an offer for any ads, tell me which website, the particular webpage, the nature of the ad, and the maximum that you will pay.

              In short, the answer is yes if the ad and the money are right!

              Many thanks and so long for now,

              Ernie J. Zelinski
              The Creativity Guy
              Best-Selling Author, Innovator, and Unconventional Career Expert
              Author of the Bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
              (Over 120,000 copies sold and published in 9 languages)
              and the International Bestseller The Joy of Not Working
              (Over 240,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

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              Note: This is a one-time notification about How to Retire Happy, Wild & Free. Please do not consider it as SPAM.

              If you have any objections, please respond and we will not send you further e-mails about our other retirement giveaway e-books that we intend to release.

              Our retirement books are designed for corporations so that they can create GOODNESS, COOLNESS, and AWARENESS with clients and customers.

              Even more important, our funky retirement books such as 365 Reasons Why You Will Love Retirement help retirees and the soon-to-be retired to earn their retirement karma points so that they retire happy.

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