Showing posts with label humorous retirement quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous retirement quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Retirement Quotes to Inspire You to Greater Heights


Michel de Montaigne once said, "I quote others only the better to express myself."

"I shall never be ashamed to quote a bad author," claimed Seneca the Younger, "if what he says is good."

Not to be outdone, Samuel Johnson said, "Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay to an author."

Indeed, sensational retirement quotations add spice to your conversations, are easy to remember, represent brilliant wisdom, remind you humorously of your somewhat questionable existence, motivate you to greater accomplishments, or just plainly lighten your day.

Here are a few retirment quotes from the Sensational Quotes Website that can be used as retirement resources or in your retirement letters :

    #6 of Top-10 Retirement Quotes

    Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
    - Jonathan Clements

    #7 of Top-10 Retirement Quotations

    Retirement is the beginning of life - not the end.
    - from the international bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free

    #8 of Top-10 Retirement Quotes

    Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
    - Arthur E. Morgan

    #9 of Top-10 Retirement Quotations

    Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
    - Unknown wise retiree


NOTE: For a great selection of retirement quotes and retirement sayings, go to the Retirement Quotes Webpage at The Joy of Not Working Website by Ernie Zelinski:

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The 237 Best Quotes Ever about Retirement - A Free Retirement Gift

Retirement Gift



My Retirement Gift to the Retired and Soon-to-Be Retired

This E-book in PDF format called The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement is the ultimate collection of
retirement quotations and retirement sayings placed in over 40 categories for easy reference. It makes great reading for just about everyone - particularly for the retired and soon-to-be retired.

Of course, quotes can be a great source of knowledge and wisdom. They stimulate creative thought, remind you of cherished experiences, and give you insights you otherwise wouldn't acquire. From a collection amassed over many years, The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement is a wonderful assortment of some of the most unpredictable, ridiculous, outrageous, humorous, motivational, and inspirational quotations about RETIREMENT.

You can place The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement on your website as an important retirement resource for your readers and clients.

Alternatively, you can place links to my two websites where people can download this E-book (a $9.97 Value) for free:

The Retirement Gifts Cafe

If you would like a JPG of cover of the E-book for your website, let me know.

Ernie Zelinski
Author of the Bestseller
How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
(Over 95,000 copies sold and published in 7 foreign languages)
and the International Bestseller
The Joy of Not Working
(Over 225,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)